Tour de France - Stage 10

The brains of the Tour de France wanted a exciting race today, so they banned radios that allows the riders communicate with the team directors in the following cars. So.....well....uh.....yeah, it didn't work. There was a breakaway that got caught in the last K's, then Cavendish won the stage.
If they want to make the race more exciting I have a few ideas:
-certain kilometers in the race the whole peloton can only pedal with 1 leg
-all the riders have to guess a number between 1 and 10 and those that guess the correct number get rocket boosters for their bikes for that stage
-start a stage at the very top of a mountain
-don't tell the riders anything about the stage, just let them ride it and see what happens
Come on girls, you can think of some more.
-star
They have to do shots everytime someone crashes... that could get ugly in a hurry.
That's a snowball heading downhill, fast.
-Everytime the peloton goes past this guy, someone has to bulldog him. Or just push him over. Or kick him in the knee. Somehow just stop him from being on the side of the road during a bike race. Just be careful not to poke your eye out.

ooooh, okay

-if you want to get in a breakaway you have to be able to ride a kid-size pink huffy through fire, followed by killer RPS.

- bike jousting! I think Thor might win this.

- Instead of getting musettes, the entire peleton has to queue up and get lunch at the drive-thru lane at McDonalds (except there is no fast food there, so they have to stop at the local tavern, which of course doesn't have drive-thru which Yen would say is a sign of being less evolved, don't even ask him about the zoning mess he sees from the arial shots)

- or better yet, have their older sister pack lunch for them in square plastic lunchboxes and totally short them on fritos, shoot the lunchboxes at riders from a giant wiener gun.