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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Towels vs. Headgear

I know for some the Super Bowl is not an obscure sport, but for those that check their cycling and tennis sites before local news, it is. -Star

What is more intimidating?

Big Guy (Packer supporter): Headgear is naturally more intinidating and annoying if you are sitting behind them. Towels => pom-poms => cheerleaders. Next

Jock (Steeler supporter): Here is why the towels are terrible: Because when it's stupid cold in Pittsburg, you have to wipe you nose on something. Although that is normally what sleeves are for, when you have a towel in your hand it's much more polite to wipe your nose on the towel. And then never wash it. BTW, if the Steelers can win the AFC Championship with out playing the second half, I think they can beat an NFC team. Like 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls they've gone to.....

BG: I think that if the Packers can beat the 1st, 2nd and 3rd seeds all on the road three weeks in a row, they should be able to beat the 2 seed on a neutral long as that site isn't a bathroom in the back of a bar.

J: Are you saying that the Packers are 20 year old girls?

BG: Not really, I was rally making a comment on how Big Ben has prior issues with "love". If the Packers are 20 year old girls, that would be scary. I have spent most of my life being intimidated by them.

J: I will admit that Big Ben is a dirt bag. I will never claim that he is a good person, just a good scrambler that seems to get lucky in big games, but not in the bathrooms of Ohio bars.

A final score or any final thoughts?

J: 2-0 Steelers

Harrison will use his last illegal hit of the season to take out Rogers on the Packers second possession. The Steelers offense will stick with the running game and average .8 yards per play. The only score will be when the Green Bay punter has to step out the back of the end zone because of the bad snap. Ward will have more blocks then yards. Lots of defensive players getting their hair pulled in the pile.

BG: I agree.

I have no idea what they're talking about.

1 comment:

  1. I just can't wait for the Angry Birds commercial. Go Steel Pack.... I'm indifferent.