It was....it was.....

soap poisoning!  **cue the dramatic music**
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First Quote of le Tour

"Not a good sign. The cows are sitting down. That's usually a sign of rain." - Phil Liggett

Hey,

this guy won the Tour of California this year!

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Have I mentioned

that this guys is wearing the Maglia Rosa at the Giro?

Yep, he sure is.
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U-S-A

Mardy and the boys totally took it to Rogerer and those polite Swiss fans. That'll show 'em for being so neutral, all it got you was the wrong end of a 3-0 tie.
Next up is at the winner of France vs Canada.
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Cycling, we haven't forgotten about you.

The newly ordained Gamin-Barracuda wins their first stage of the year. And it's a TTT, so they get 2 barrels of crude oil each, too bad they don't ride motorcycles.
Alberto's been a bad, bad boy, like 18 months ago, and probably longer before that.
Kids, here's your rankings on this years kits....chicks dig the Argyle.
And if you have lots of time, you can check out the unusual combination of cycling and music. I recommend the riders sticking to their day jobs.

The USA women won thier tie,

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In conclusion...

That was an exciting end to the Aussie Open.
Well done Novak and better luck next time Rafa. And since the next meeting could be on clay, I'd put money on Rafa.
I didn't watch the women's final but seeing that Maria lost put a smile on my face.
Bryan Bros....I'm disappointed.
Bethanie Mattek-Sands....well done, the announcers seemed very impressed with her and she made some amazing shots. Lets hope she stays healthy.
The women's double were won by a couple of Russian, raise your hand if you are surprised.

The Fed Cup is this upcoming weekend and Davis Cup next....U-S-A!!

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Sooo...

all we have left is the Bryan Bros. Come on boys!!!
And doesn't Kim have a cute haircut?
Here's Natalie's boyfriend, I hope he can put up a fight against Rafa.
And a little something for boo.
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Oh Andy Roddick....

not you too!!
Get well soon.
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Oh Mardy Fish....

out in the second round?!?!
Tommy Haas, are you far behind?
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Real Sports

Who's ready for some? This gal!! This weekend is the kick off of the Aussie Open (tennis) and the Tour Down Under (cycling). This is the time to be visit!!
So to kick it off here some what for from our favorite British cyclist that's impersonating a Beatle. Bradley Wiggins thinks little Mark Cavendish as a younger brother, and we all know how we feel about our younger siblings **pumping fist**.
So what's happened in cycling? Not much, the US has lost 2 teams. HTC-Highroad lost funding despite ending up with the world road and time trial champions. Radioshack hooked up with Leopold and moved to Luxenbourg and divorced Lance Armstrong, I'm sure he hopes they are happy. The end ruling on Alberto Cantador's positive drug test from over a year and half ago is still up in the air. Garmin is still rocking the argyle.
And tennis? I think pictures say it all. Roddick gets an atta boy for taking it to the fauxhawk.
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